Bitch Bible

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A podcast that dares to say what many are thinking, but only a bitch would say. Expect unfiltered and unapologetic discussions about sex, millennial struggles, pop culture, social faux-pas and hopefully, an insightful takeaway. Nothing is off limits. Hosted by Jackie Schimmel, creator of blog “The Bitch Bible," and your soon-to-be bitchy (and super neurotic) best friend.

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  • mamabear?!
    Missing Jackie from the Dear Media days.
    I would look forward to her episodes every week. Although, recently I can’t seem to get through the first five minutes.
  • rniamh15
    Soooo boring I don’t get the hype
    New here because I thought she was a funny guest on another show but I’m so confused after listening to three of her episodes I truuuuly don’t understand how she has a show. The solo episodes are painful. She has a co-host listed but haven’t seen any eps with her in it. She is blindly unaware of how stuck up she sounds and how boring her topics are, she just drones on and on about her life. Also how is she famous? I don’t know her backstory but it’s giving trust fund kid or something because I’m struggling to find the talent. Max is a little funny but not enough to stick around
  • Dygg8902
    Poor Leo-Richard
    I stopped like her when she went on Jeff Lewis and said she’s one of those moms who forgets her pups when her child is born. You don’t have to pick one or the other, that shih-tzu tot her through tragedy, like losing her mom. Why abandon him now.
  • Fox Nixor
    Not funny
    It’s too bad I’ll never get that hour back. She’s not funny in the slightest but prides herself on being a very funny person. A bore and her topics were completely cringeworthy. The FUNNIEST thing she did say (genuinely funny) was how important it was to her look amazing…..she isn’t attractive in any sense of the word. I saw a bunch of commercials to watch this “amazing” show, which it didn’t seem amazing from the clips and AS ADVERTISED- it was completely awful! I’m blessed to be an interesting and talented person, but I’m also broke! It’s sheer stupid irony that this talentless hack has money…….. if I could rate this less than 1 star, I would.
  • JTune16
    Love
    Love. If you are rating it 1 start go away.
  • Lauer D
    We don't deserve her!
    From interior/exterior renovations, decor, travel, and what not to buy. Jackie is my go to. Sophistication and class. If you don't understand satire, and curse go somewhere else.
  • 💚Zoe Wirth💛
    Love
    such a fun funny pod, love when Max is on too
  • Chemex33
    Nobody in Italy wants you here
    “Do not come”
  • Jane 212
    Love the Jackie by herself pods!
    Jackie alone is ✨
  • Scooching in Here
    She’s fading…
    This podcast just is not what it used to be. And I really wish that she didn’t totally drop Leo as soon as she had a child. The poor guy. She’s become the person she always mocked.
  • fun jjb
    She makes me dizzy
    Jackie talks so fast and I love it!
  • Coco_Foco
    Delusion
    Five stars for delusion. Jackie has the opposite of body dysmorphia and I love that. Though the mirror and society has told her one thing for years, she has refused to let that make a dent in her bulletproof self-confidence. When she sees her reflection, it is Morgan Stewart, it is Paris Hilton, it is Alix Earle that is shown back to her. When she makes fun of people’s looks, I am so happy to see a woman in a male-dominated industry…average-looking white with outsized misogyny complex. She has the hilarious, smart, insightful, and sometimes super mean personality that usually comes from being an ugly duckling turned swan. She is an overachiever in the sense that though the swan glow-up has not yet hit, she is getting ahead of it by acting like a much prettier woman. I admire that. She’s iconic.
  • MsDesl1980
    It’s Justin not Jason
    Miss the pop culture…miss the relativity.
  • Senstacional⭐️
    The hot takes & troll bashing. Love
    This is not for you if you don’t have a sense of humor
  • kdawwg22
    💯 Agree, Kendrick Lamar was and is amazing!
    Petty, Smart, on the pulse. 👏👏👏 Team Dot!
  • BBEnthusiast
    Scoops
    Five stars. Best podcast in the biz. “We don’t do scoops in this house … “ #noedits
  • Gisellee C
    u r my pookie
    hiiiji
  • plnoknihv
    This show is trash
    The woman that runs it is a moron. No talent.
  • rf valley mountain momma
    Love your pod
    You are amazing. Never change. Bottoms up!
  • GirlnewsSDpuma7
    No vaginas at 3:30 PM!!!!
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
  • jamieegee
    No notes
    Where I come every week to feel truly seen and read for filth. I would take a bullet for Jackie
  • Krys-mas
    Mother
    Will you adopt me? Obsessed with your hot takes and whitty banter. I'd help you bully Andrew 🫶🏾
  • allisonlenior
    5 stars unless your stupid
    Hilarious, a star.
  • Lori Woskie
    If you don’t give 5 stars … you don’t understand humor.
    The end.
  • ALXferg
    I live for Jackie
    And would die for Jackie. I wish this podcast was daily. It’s the highlight of my week
  • CommandoNV
    I tried to hold on
    I’ve been a listener for several years, and while I do love your personality, the show has gotten so boring. I’ve tried to hold on hoping you’d rebound, but it just hasn’t happened. You need to pivot. Bring Max on full-time or something. You can’t even be bothered with current pop culture, so really the only content is your home, pretty boring. LYLAS
  • ariatargaryan
    Hilarious
    So underrated❤️‍🔥
  • Angela8965
    Repetitive
    Over it, every week it’s about antiquing or complaining about same things, she think she’s self aware but she’s far from
  • *.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*
    Meh
    As a weekly listener, I find her repetitive and overall rather mid but fun nonetheless. I like that she thinks her takes are spicy.
  • Cruz needs a sibling
    Ratchet
    A literal star
  • Bodhi Sam
    Five stars only
    More Max please.
  • Medicatedmoonbeam
    Better than cold pizza
    I absolutely love this podcast. Jackie is a one of a kind amazing talent. Her rants and jokes blend seamlessly like a perfect pint of ice cream. Patiently waiting for her to become a worldwide phenomenon.
  • beckiyosh
    Maybe you’re the problem
    If you don’t think Jackie is funny you should look inward.
  • AudraMarieG
    Can get out of bed for
    When I wake up and see a new episode has dropped I am ok with my workday. I listen while getting ready and it’s enough of a treat to get me ready to face whatever annoying things are coming. I always laugh and agree with 99 percent of her takes. LYLAS Jackie!
  • Lance's Girl
    5 stars on iTunes
    i love this unhinged woman. please do a classics episode for Psycho for Sport!
  • EM.EM.94
    I’ve been here for years
    This podcast is gold. I listen as SOON as the newest episode comes out every week, and have for years. Anyone who doesn’t give this podcast 5 stars is clearly miserable and can’t separate themselves from their own problems to enjoy a little laughter and camaraderie with Queen Jaqueline. 5 stars on iTunes baby ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
  • kali Gonzales
    Fabulous
    My new favorite podcast. The episodes with Max.. the cherry on top! I feel like I’m in a room with best friends.
  • kllre2847
    We love Max
    I laugh so much and love your friendship together. More Max in 2025 please!
  • WhoeverThisIs14
    The “fans”
    …are even more obnoxious than Jackie. Do they not see that she thinks they’re lame for the butt kissing? 😂 That’s the best part of the podcast - these reviews that act like they’re in on some deep secret the rest of us just don’t get. Hahah. I used to listen to this podcast, 5-6 years ago when it was actually interesting. Also…the way she just completely dropped Leo from seemingly everything after having a child is disturbing when you consider how much she allegedly loved that dog. It seems like she gave him away or something considering there’s no mention of him at all (except if she’s shilling a dog product) and I stopped following on instagram but she hadn’t posted Leo on there in forever when I quit following. Is she a sociopath? The way she just seemingly forgot all about him is … sick. It’s also completely obvious she thinks most people listening are beneath her. Especially anyone not living in LA or NYC. But keep giving her money to mock you. I guess good on her for fooling people, Trump style into thinking she’s “one of them” instead of an overly privileged person. You’d think people would get a clue when she goes on and on about all her expensive travel, decor, clothing, etc… I’m giving 2 stars because she’d rather have 1 or 5. But I wish I could give -10. I guess those 2 stars are for Max, no clue how he puts up with her, he’s actually interesting to listen to.
  • Frankie 1210
    Meh….
    She used to be funny but now she is just desperate, truly unattractive (those hideous teeth and that awful nose), and fat. I’d say good thing she’s on radio but unfortunately, she still shows her cringe face. Maybe go back to school and see if education would help???
  • -so sick of it
    Ew
    Generally enjoy Jackie’s rants, but after awhile she comes off ugly whiney, not funny whiney
  • Doyzle
    Lovely
    Sinnnnsational
  • CasElizabethan
    Comedy Gold
    Jackie is a comedic genius in my book. I’ve listened to every episode more than once. She is a human and if she displayed zero flaws in eight years, I would be concerned. I’m not going to get into it here because I’m not BRENDA. Does she occasionally make my butthole clench? Sure, but candidness is one of the pillars of her brand. She basically has built-in haters and yet, she has even more FANS ;) Her content actually helped me more than anything during hard times. p.s. I’m a Maxinista too
  • marbar345
    No more max
    I can’t stand the max episodes I couldn’t get through the first one and haven’t listened since
  • Ayana3434
    I’m a Maxinista!
    Max is right. He does indeed have FANS. Can we get a once a month Max special? These episodes have cured my seasonal depression.
  • supersueng
    Too self involved
    Used to love her but spending two episodes of air time on a hobo bag is.. very self involved. She’s going to milk the eff out of this first world herringbone floor whine situation too. Look OUTWARD Jackie!!
  • Jaimielovescabo
    Losers
    Anyone giving a one star is a loser. You think being honestly distasteful in your ratings might make you stand out but Jackie is giving us the rude awakening you, as a one star rater , probably needs. Get a life and maybe try a nap. Ya grumpy.
  • Erie830
    Good Gay
    Love Max episodes! The back and forth between you guys is so funny
  • belliott209
    Max-imize
    Jackie gives me the realness I need to hear, but I would not oppose to a new cohost: Maximize Max
  • Lucilliaxx
    MAS MAX, MERCI
    Add more max eps pls 💖
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